Your website isn’t converting. It’s contradicting itself.

Run a structured autopsy on your product page, landing page, or funnel entry.
Expose contradictions. Fix trust leaks. Stop guessing.
Diagnostic tool. Not legal advice. No guarantees.

Stop optimising symptoms. Start diagnosing causes.

C.O.R.P.S.E is a practical framework for identifying why a page, offer, or funnel is unstable.

We map how humans and AI encounter your organisation across search results, zero click experiences, AI summaries, marketplaces and other off site surfaces, then connect that to what people experience in your products and on your website.

It forces you to examine:

  • Claims — what you promise

  • Offer — what people actually get

  • Reality — what you can deliver

  • Proof — what backs it up

  • Signals — what people/models see before clicking

  • Entity — whether your story is consistent everywhere

If those don’t align, trust dies.

Most brands don’t have a traffic problem.

They have a coherence problem.

We map how humans and AI encounter your organisation across search results, zero click experiences, AI summaries, marketplaces and other off site surfaces, then connect that to what people experience in your products and on your website.

The pack helps you detect:

  • Contradictions between claims and delivery

  • Vague offers dressed up as persuasion

  • Missing or weak proof

  • Policy landmines

  • Marketplace/search inconsistencies

  • AI summaries guessing your basics

  • Entity fragmentation across surfaces

Before you run another A/B test — check if the story even reconciles.

What you get.

  • One-page executive autopsy summary

  • Red/Amber/Green triage card

  • Full C.O.R.P.S.E checklist

  • AI triage prompts

  • Deep forensic prompts

  • Tone-switch pressure testing prompts

Built for workshops, audits, launches, CRO reviews, and pre-campaign sanity checks.

Summary Findings

The one-page verdict. Scene summary, top fatal findings, cause of death, and revival steps — built for fast executive clarity.

Triage Card

The working diagnostic.
Mark C.O.R.P.S.E red/amber/green, identify time and cause of death, and prioritise what to fix first.

Checklist

The basics sweep.
Tick through Claims, Offer, Reality, Proof, Signals, and Entity. Gaps = likely Reds.

Triage Prompts

The basics sweep.
Tick through Claims, Offer, Reality, Proof, Signals, and Entity. Gaps = likely Reds.

Corpse Prompts

Fast AI diagnosis.
Structured prompts to score, summarise, prioritise fixes, and expose contradictions in minutes.

Tone Switch Prompts

Deep forensic mode.
Letter-by-letter prompts to uncover ambiguity, risk, proof gaps, and entity conflicts.
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Who is this for.

  • CRO teams tired of optimising broken offers

  • Founders who want clarity, not theatre

  • E-commerce teams battling trust decay

  • Agencies who need structured diagnosis

  • Brands selling via marketplaces + their own site

Who is this NOT for.

  • People looking for copy tricks

  • People who want guarantees

  • People unwilling to fix operational truth

  • People who prefer “it’ll probably be fine”

Why it works.

Because machines and humans both hate contradictions.

If your claims, policies, listings, reviews, and specs don’t tell the same story, the system can’t reconcile you.

And if the system can’t reconcile you, neither can the buyer.

Upstream optimisation for zero click and AI search.
Contact
[email protected]

Typical first conversations last 45 to 60 minutes and focus on your current situation, constraints and goals
We Are Corpus is an Abi Hough-led consultancy and the trading name of UU3 Ltd, registered in England and Wales. Company number 06272638.